Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS
Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.
Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”
Canon Jesus is my favorite.
"Call me opportunistic, I just thought I could get better people, with less competition, because we were willing to understand the skills and capabilities that these women had. There is a great arbitrage there, we would give them more responsibility and greater share of the rewards, than they were likely to get anywhere else and that was still somewhat cheaper to what we would have had to pay for someone less good for someone of a different gender."
"Just like other crimes against women, nude photo scandals are not about sex, they are about power. If they were about sex, men would be threatened with them more frequently. Is it because men’s phones and computers don’t get hacked? Of course not.
It’s because dangling a picture of a naked man’s body over his head would not have the same commanding effect. The driving ideology is that while he has nothing to be ashamed for, a woman does. We also don’t inherently devalue men’s bodies the same way we do women’s. We still view a woman’s body or sexuality as something that she needs to control or hide. Our society gives power to nude photos of women because we inherently view women’s bodies as degrading.
Stealing and exposing photos of someone’s naked body is a form of sexual assault. And it won’t stop with women being paranoid about cameras. Just like we won’t stop sexual assault by telling women not to go outside, we won’t stop nude photos from being leaked by making women fear the existence of their own bodies.
Nude photos won’t go away. But we may be able to limit their power over use once women stop believing that their bodies can be used to punish them. Behind every successful woman, there’s a naked body, and that shouldn’t be something that women should have to fear."
It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
(Source: needsmoarcat, via gropeworthy)
Tell me again why a women’s liberation movement is no longer needed.
Dear “I don’t need feminism” crowd…
“The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair. Coming to the same conclusion as it did in December, the all-male court found that bosses can fire employees they see as threats to their marriages, even if the subordinates have not engaged in flirtatious or other inappropriate behavior. The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender." [x]
how is this not a bigger issue
h o w
are you fucking for serious rn
WHAT THE FUCK?
"Gee wiz, Becky! You shouldn’t have dyed your hair red, now I’mma want your cooch!!! We’re going to have to let you go now, before I try to lock you in my office or something, hahaha- No, really, get the fuck out."
"Yeah, whatever Susan. You can keep saying you lost weight for yourself, but I just can’t control my eyeballs or actions!!! I’m a little baby bitch, so now that I’ve jerked it to you a couple dozen times, my wife is starting to question why I’m taping pictures of you to the back of her head! :( You should go work somewhere else before I have to leave my wife to devote my life to stalking you. It’s the right thing to do. FUCK NO YOU’RE NOT GETTING TO SUE ME FOR SEXUAL MISCONDUCT YOU WHORE. WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. "
"Garsh, Tamika, your mochacappafrappacinoventigrandecafecaramels complexion has always got me going!!! Obviously, if I don’t fire you, you’re going to want have a passionate affair with my lumpy mashed potato ass. D: D: D: Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, I’m serious. You’re fired! Hahaha, what do you mean that doesn’t seem legal? WHat do you mean I’m behaving like an irrational, spoiled toddler who doesn’t realize that people other than myself matter? What do you mean I’m an immature fuckwit who can’t function in society? :’( WHY??? WHY WON ‘T YOU RESPECT MY FEEEEEEELINGSSSSS!"
(Source: yoursocialconstructsareshowing, via opulentdesigns)